Alan Orloff

Alan Orloff was born in Washington, D.C. and raised in Maryland. He had a varied and non-traditional career path before becoming a writer. After graduating from the University of Maryland with a degree in Mechanical Engineering, he worked on nuclear submarines, supervised assembly workers, and facilitated technology transfer from the Star Wars program. He also learned to stack washing machines three high in a warehouse with a forklift and started his own recycling and waste reduction newsletter business. Eventually, he settled on writing as his chosen profession.

Orloff's debut mystery novel, "Diamonds for the Dead," was published in 2010 and was a finalist for the Agatha Award for Best First Novel. He has since written two books in the Last Laff mystery series, "Killer Routine" and "Deadly Campaign." Under the pen name Zak Allen, he has published three books: "The Taste," "First Time Killer," and "Ride-Along." Orloff's thriller "Running from the Past" was one of the initial Kindle Scout selections, and his novel "Pray for the Innocent" won the 2019 ITW Thriller Award for Best E-Book Original. His novel "I Know Where You Sleep" was a Shamus Award Finalist for Best First PI Novel.

In addition to his longer works, Orloff has also had great success with short fiction. His story "Rule Number One" was selected for the 2018 edition of The Best American Mystery Stories anthology, and his story "Dying in Dokesville" won a Derringer Award. His short story "Rent Due" won the 2021 ITW Thriller Award for Best Short Story. He loves arugula and cake, but not together. Orloff is active on social media and can be followed on Facebook and Twitter.
Last Laff Mystery Books
# Title Year
1 Killer Routine 2011
2 Deadly Campaign 2012
Mess Hopkins Books
# Title Year
1 Sanctuary Motel 2023
Standalone Novels
# Title Year
1 Diamonds for the Dead 2010
2 The Taste 2011
3 First Time Killer 2012
4 Ride-Along 2013
5 Running From the Past 2015
6 Pray for the Innocent 2018
7 I Know Where You Sleep 2020
8 I Play One on TV 2021
Short Stories/Novellas
# Title Year
1 Rent Due 2020
Guns + Tacos Books
# Title Year
1 Tacos de Cazuela con Smith & Wesson 2019
2 Three Brisket Tacos and a Sig Sauer 2019
3 A Gyro and a Glock 2019
4 Three Chalupas, Rice, Soda…and a Kimber .45 2019
5 Some Churros and El Burro 2019
6 A Beretta, Burritos and Bears 2019
7 Burritos & Bullets 2020
8 Jalapeño Poppers and a Flare Gun 2020
9 Four Shrimp Tacos and a Walther P38 2020
10 A Taco, A T-Bird, A Beretta and One Furious Night 2020
11 Sopa and a Streetsweeper 2020
12 Dos Tacos Guatemaltecos y Una Pistola Casera 2020
13 Two More Tacos, a Beretta .32, and a Pink Butterfly 2021
14 Two Tamales, One Tokarev, and a Lifetime of Broken Promises 2021
15 Chimichangas and a Couple of Glocks 2021
16 Refried Beans and a Snub-Nosed .44 2021
17 Two Steak Taco Combos and a Pair of Sig Sauers 2021
18 A Smith & Wesson with a Side of Chorizo 2021
19 Two Tofu Tacos, a Taurus TX22, a Taycan, and a Ton of Trouble 2022
20 Two Black Bean and Shrimp Quesadillas, and a Pink Ruger LCP 2022
21 A Handful of Chicles and a Custom Nine 2022
22 Two Shrimp Tacos and a .22 Ruger 2022
23 Nachos, a Stun Gun, and a Wedding Ring 2022
24 No Food, No Drink, Just the Gun 2022
Alan Orloff Anthologies
# Title Year
1 Chesapeake Crimes: Storm Warning 2016
2 50 Shades of Cabernet 2017
3 Noir at the Salad Bar: Culinary Tales with a Bite 2017
4 Malice Domestic 13 2018
5 Black Cat Mystery Magazine #4 2019
6 The Beat of Black Wings 2020
7 Masthead 2020
8 Murder by the Glass 2021
9 Malice Domestic: Mystery Most Diabolical 2022
10 Mickey Finn Vol. 3: 21st Century Noir 2022