Robert P. Wills

Robert P. Wills is a retired U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Four who transitioned from writing classified intelligence reports to crafting imaginative fantasy, science fiction, and adventure stories. Best known for his comedic fantasy series "Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shop," he chronicles the chaotic escapades of gnomes Grimbledung and Drimblerod across seven installments, including "They Were the Best of Gnomes. They Were the Worst of Gnomes" and "Killing Grimbledung." His works span multiple genres, from the inspirational science fiction novel "The Prodigals" to alternate history adventures like "King Gor" and horror tales such as "Easy Street, Unpaved."

With a career marked by whimsical storytelling and satirical humor, Wills blends his military precision with creative absurdity. His "Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shop" series is celebrated for its footnotes and irreverent wit, while "The Alternatives" collection explores unconventional historical twists. Beyond writing, he holds four U.S. patents for practical inventions, including an onboard carrying system for Jeep Wrangler doors, marketed through his veteran-owned company, SixToesInnovations.

A Florida resident, Wills enjoys theme parks with his wife - though dolphin petting remains contentious. His upcoming project, "Close Encounters of a Grim Kind," will feature a "Choose Your Adventure" format, continuing his tradition of interactive storytelling. Whether inventing or writing, Wills infuses his work with a distinctive blend of logic and lunacy.