Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III is a highly regarded American author, known for his work in the horror, fantasy, and Bizarro fiction genres. He was born on July 2, 1977, in Phoenix, Arizona, and began writing fantasy stories at the age of ten. By the time he was eighteen, he had already completed twelve novels, although only one, "Electric Jesus Corpse," was ever published. Mellick's writing style, which he describes as "avant-punk," combines elements of trashy schlock sci-fi/horror with postmodern literary art.

Mellick is perhaps best known for his first novel, "Satan Burger," which was published in 2005 and translated into Russian. The book was part of a four-book series called "Brave New World," which also featured works by William Gibson, John Shirley, and Pat Cadigan. Mellick's work often explores surreal versions of earth in contemporary society and imagined futures, with a focus on social absurdities and satire. He is considered one of the leading authors in the Bizarro movement in underground literature, alongside Steve Aylett, Chris Genoa, and D. Harlan Wilson.

In the late 1990s, Mellick formed a collective for offbeat authors, which included D. Harlan Wilson, Kevin L. Donihe, and Vincent Sakowski, among others. This collective evolved into the Bizarro fiction movement in 2005. In addition to his work as a writer, Mellick is also an artist and musician. He has won several Wonderland Book Awards for his novels and has had his work translated into multiple languages, including Italian, German, Russian, Spanish, Polish, French, and Japanese. In 2013, he was named one of the top 20 science-fiction writers under the age of 40 by The Guardian UK. Mellick currently resides in Portland, Oregon, where he continues to write and create in various artistic mediums.
Standalone Novels
# Title Year
1 Satan Burger 2001
2 Electric Jesus Corpse 2002
3 Punk Land 2005
4 The Cannibals of Candyland 2009
5 Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland 2009
6 The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment 2010
7 Zombies and Shit 2010
8 Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands 2011
9 I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter 2011
10 Armadillo Fists 2011
11 The Handsome Squirm 2012
12 Tumor Fruit 2012
13 Cuddly Holocaust 2013
14 Quicksand House 2013
15 Clusterf*ck 2013
16 Hungry Bug 2014
17 ClownFellas 2015
18 Bio Melt 2015
19 The Terrible Thing That Happens 2016
20 The Big Meat 2017
21 Neverday 2018
22 The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart 2018
23 Mouse Trap 2019
24 The Bad Box 2020
25 Full Metal Octopus 2021
26 Goblins on the Other Side 2022
27 The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair 2022
28 You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams 2023
Short Stories/Novellas
# Title Year
1 Razor Wire Pubic Hair 2003
2 The Baby Jesus Butt Plug 2004
3 Fishy-Fleshed 2004
4 The Menstruating Mall 2005
5 Sex and Death in Television Town 2005
6 Teeth and Tongue Landscape 2006
7 Sausagey Santa 2006
8 The Haunted Vagina 2006
9 Sea of the Patchwork Cats 2006
10 War Slut 2006
11 Adolf in Wonderland 2007
12 The Egg Man 2008
13 Ultra F*ckers 2008
14 Cybernetrix 2008
15 Apeshit 2008
16 The Faggiest Vampire 2009
17 Crab Town 2011
18 The Morbidly Obese Ninja 2011
19 Fantastic Orgy 2011
20 Ugly Heaven 2012
21 The Steel Breakfast Era 2012
22 Kill Ball 2012
23 Village of the Mermaids 2013
24 The Tick People 2014
25 Sweet Story 2014
26 As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face 2015
27 Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes 2016
28 Exercise Bike 2017
29 Spider Bunny 2017
30 Parasite Milk 2017
31 Stacking Doll 2018
32 Snuggle Club 2020
33 Glass Children 2023
The Bizarro Starter Kit Books
# Title Year
1 The Bizarro Starter Kit 2006
Collections
# Title Year
1 Sunset With A Beard 2000
2 Christmas on Crack 2010
3 Hammer Wives 2013
Bizarro Starter Kit Books (with Steve Aylett, with Brian Allen Carr)
# Title Year
1 The Bizarro Starter Kit 2007
Carlton Mellick III Anthologies
# Title Year
1 Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape 2003
2 Sixteenth Annual Collection 2003
3 Tempting Disaster 2005
4 Falling from the Sky 2007
5 Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead 2009
6 Avant-Garde for the New Millennium 2009
7 Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within 2010
8 The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade 2012
9 Walrus Tales 2012